How to beat a D U I
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t drink and drive. Plan yr night out. Take trains, buses, taxi’s, walk, sleep over a friends house, get a hotel, or sleep in yr car. U have options. But also PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don’t let cops screw you over either.
mostliberal says:
October 31st, 2009 at 8:25 pm
The bald guy is 6 foot and 135 lb? Bullshit, he doesn’t look that skinny. I’m 5″9 and my weight varies between 120 and 132 (though it hasn’t been near the 130s in a long time). Anyway, I was one of the 3 or 4 skinniest guys in my high school, and that place had 1750 people.
weinerout says:
October 31st, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I used to teach Drunk Driving classes to second offenders. They liked me because I made it clear that all they had to do was show up sober for every class and they would pass. Most offenders were completely honest, admitting that they had driven drunk hundreds of times and not been caught. High tolerance – like you. But there were always 1 or 2 assholes who said the cops were “out to get them”. Everyone would laugh – especially their classmates , who knew bullshit when they heard it. Get real
LupineL00pine says:
October 31st, 2009 at 9:28 pm
God damn you’re good. This is a win comment for the ages! It’s like you fisted GABM with the entire LA Lakers basketball team, and especially Kobe. Kobe just dribbled his liver through the intestine against his belly.
LupineL00pine says:
October 31st, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Man, I love how you’ve thought this whole thing through. I get the feeling from these kind of vids that you make that Pennsylvania has you like a caged animal longing to be free. Forced in this unfortunate predicament, you have to plan and scheme like a chess player, finding loop holes and screwing poop holes while thinking of more loop holes. Yes Cinder, I know.. anal FTL,I’m just playing with words girly. Can’t a Loop a poop Lupine have a bit of spun with cum covered loops in a pool of love?
pauljr9413266684 says:
October 31st, 2009 at 9:45 pm
yep^_^ so true
sweetanomaly says:
October 31st, 2009 at 10:26 pm
P.S. did you see this on manswers? lol just wondering
sweetanomaly says:
October 31st, 2009 at 11:23 pm
I live in Colorado, and let me tell you, they hate liquor more here. Not only can we only buy liquor, wine, or regular beer at liquor stores, but we have whats called 3.2 beer that’s sold in grocery stores, and up until recentley, it was illegal to buy or sell alcohol on Sundays lol
Justinmazing says:
October 31st, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Shut up!
Justinmazing says:
November 1st, 2009 at 12:31 am
But the ladies LUV that one!
obsquatch says:
November 1st, 2009 at 12:43 am
A long way down his throat. Gay Japanese Cop Joke! Gimmeabjman! Sha-zam! Yeah!
matrix2k3 says:
November 1st, 2009 at 1:08 am
AGREED
matrix2k3 says:
November 1st, 2009 at 1:32 am
I like all you vids Justin…well you know the only one I dont like
Justinmazing says:
November 1st, 2009 at 1:44 am
For now on yr driving when we hang out. ;P
Justinmazing says:
November 1st, 2009 at 1:54 am
U know! Mints aren’t going to cover it. I recommend the green apple.
Justinmazing says:
November 1st, 2009 at 2:03 am
Well u have personality and that goes a long way with cops.
Justinmazing says:
November 1st, 2009 at 2:18 am
Even still…urban legend has it that someone was riding a lawn mower and got a DUI.
matrix2k3 says:
November 1st, 2009 at 2:49 am
cool video justin
5 stars and fav… plus have your shoes
matrix2k3 says:
November 1st, 2009 at 3:10 am
Justin IS the best on YOUTUBE Period
MadBadVoodo says:
November 1st, 2009 at 3:16 am
Five Stars!
pbrskater26 says:
November 1st, 2009 at 3:27 am
It’s blue laws, blue laws are religiously influenced, In the bible belt south you cant by alcahal on sundays. I know because I been to Tennessee a few times. It’s vary scary being to only atheist in a hundred mile radies, I felt like I was going to get exercised!
itsjustinleon says:
November 1st, 2009 at 3:42 am
True story, I talked my way out of a DUI. To this day I still can’t believe it did it.
j3ss3l33 says:
November 1st, 2009 at 4:01 am
thanks! now & laters are good 2
CinderFNRella says:
November 1st, 2009 at 4:20 am
You know who else shouldnt drink and drive? Sylvia on intervention… DAMN she has issues, everyone look her up on youtube, FOR REAL! Shes the reason not to drink and drive lol
CinderFNRella says:
November 1st, 2009 at 4:32 am
I dont drive… BUT if I did, as close as I live to the bar, no way would I drive, period. The trick is get to the bar SOBER, sound mind, walk/cab, etc. So when your drunk, no car to drive in. Plus I dont get in cars with drunk friends, so im STRAIGHT =D
CinderFNRella says:
November 1st, 2009 at 5:21 am
No DUI for me, I dont drive =D